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jueves, 15 de octubre de 2009

Miedo, tengo miedoooo!

"Ay!! Jo! Morir duele!"

¿De qué tengo miedo? De las niñas de las pelis de terror. Son todas unas hijas de pu*a. Si vas a ver una peli de miedo que sepas que las niñas son las que más miedo dan. Bueno y los zombies. Bueno y las viejas gitanas que te maldicen.

Todo esto viene por las últimas películas de terror que he visto y la verdad es que hacía mucho que no me lo pasaba asi de bien/mal.

Una que ya no está en cines (COFFvideoclubsCOFFemulepowerCOFF!!) es "Arrastrame al infierno". De el director de "Posesión infernal" (creo que vi alguna de esta saga una madrugada en antena3), Sam Raimi, en esta peli el tio consigue lo que se propone: Que pasemos miedo, que tengamos asco y que nos riamos. O al menos es lo que yo hice.

Trata sobre una chavala que haciendo su trabajo en un banco acaba jodiendo a una pobre vieja y asquerosa (desde el primer segundo que aparece la puta vieja da una grima y unas ganas de potar...) que además es gitana, bruja o algo raro y le hecha una maldición a la pobre e inocente banquera.

"Soy mala y encima doy ascazo, JUAJUAJUA!"

A partir de ahí a la pobre le pasa de todo lo malo, intercalando escenas donde figuras, sombras o ruidos te acojonan, o aparece la vieja para que digas "joder que ascooo!!" o putean de alguna forma bizarra a la protagonista haciendo que más que miedo acabes riéndote. Yo me lo pasé genial, aunque también es cierto que fui con mi hermano pequeño a verla y los dos estábamos igual de acojonados y asqueados jejeje.


La siguiente pelI que vi fue "Expediente 39" de la ex-gorda Reneé Zeellweger, haciendo un papel fuera de lo común para ella, osea, que no sea comedia romántica o gilipollez romántica (la mayoría me parecen eso). La peli empieza floja y lenta la verdad, pero a partir de cierto punto coge buen ritmo y acaba acojonandote. Es que a mi todas las jodidas niñas de películas de terror me acojonan un montón. Tiene pinta de ser parecida a la próxima "La huerfana", niña que parece buena pero luego empieza a morir gente alrededor suyo así como quien no quiere la cosa.
"Tengo miedo pero con mi superdestornillador puedo con todo!"


Entretenida y con más de un sustaco, pero lo dicho, tarda en arrancar.



Y la última que he visto y no por ello la peor (al contrario, para mi la mejor de las 3) es "Rec2". Si te gustó la primera esta te gustará aún más. Es más de lo mismo pero mejor. Eso de es más de lo mismo puede parecer un defecto pero en esta peli no lo es para nada. Si te gustó la primera aquí encontraras el mismo rollo pero lo dicho, mejor y más. La trama continua donde lo dejó la primera, con el edificio infestado de Zombies ¿y ahora que? pues más gente que por una u otras razones acaba dentro del edificio para vivir una pesadilla grabada. Y eso es lo que más me ha gustado de la peli, el como se ha aprovechado estar grabada de esa manera. Juega a la perfección con la claustrofobia, con los ruidos o cosas raras que detecta la cámara y sobre todo con los errores de estas al ser golpeadas lo cual acaba haciendo de una situación angustiosa una aún más angustiosa.
"Hola, soy la típica niña de peli de terror y vengo a matarte. ÑAM!"

MOLA. Y encima es española. ZAS!! en toda la boca a los que dicen que el cine español no vale una mierda.

17 comentarios:

DANIEL MAINÉ dijo...

expediente 39 es taaaaaaaaaaan aburrida....

Txema SG dijo...

Tengo pendiente Rec 2, Expediente 39 no me llama nada y la verdad es que con Arrastrame al Infierno disfruté en el cine como hacia mucho que no lo hacia.

Unknown dijo...

Daniel, pues si que tienes razon, hasta la ultima parte de la peli es bastante aburrida... si hubieran ido más al grano desde el principio hubiera estado mejor.

Yota, estas tardando en ir a ver Rec2! arriba el BUEN cine español!

Paco Hernández dijo...

expediente 39 es mala, merecen morir todos, la rené, la niña y todos, de lo mala que es. La de arrástrame al infierno es la leche, divertida y asustona, como tienen que ser las del Raimi, que me reí mucho con la vieja XDD

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